Spy Girl Gets Vivid Entertainment Porn Offer
Everyone’s favorite Russian Spy Girl, Anna Chapman, a/k/a Anya Kushchenko, may not have to live on the pittance of US dollar equivalent of $2,000 a month in Russia. Two grand a month in rubles was the supposed stipend offered each returning spy from Mother Russia. Hardly what Anna was used to making, running her multi-million dollar internet real estate empire!
Vivid Entertainment has sent her attorney a letter saying they would like to make an offer the Russian Spy Girl to do a porn DVD and downloadable digital video. So far no number has been thrown out, but would $1 million not be too high? Vivid offered $1 million to Octomom with the stipulation that Octomom had to suck cock and take a tit bukakke to collect it. Octomom declined, instead, she took an offer from PETA for $60,000 for a year to allow PETA to use her image and to put a billboard on her front lawn. Octomom passed on a million for one day of work to do something she has probably already done for free.
Back to our Russian Spy Girl…Anna was also offered an undisclosed amount from the movie studio which produced “Salt”, starring Angelina Jolie, to appear at the film’s Russian premier in Moscow. Angelina Jolie and everyone associated with “Salt” must be kissing their lucky charms. Life imitated art, stirring up potential interest in movie-goers to see the spy flick, which critics felt would probably have otherwise bombed given the blockbuster driven summer movie trend. Anna was incommunicado however, and the opportunity slipped by, or maybe the offer to make a personal appearance wasn’t lucrative enough?
So we’ll have to see if “Russian Spy Girl” will be coming to a computer screen near you, click, view at Vivid.com!
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Spanish Soccer Team ruined over 110,000 Blow Jobs!
….Ruined all those blow jobs by winning the World Cup! As you read in my previous blogs about porn star Bobbi Eden, she had promised a blow job to every one of her Twitter followers if Netherlands claimed the win and the World Cup. After the jaw-dropping 1 – 0 loss, Bobbi sent out this Twitter message to her horny fans:
“I will think of a price that i will give to all my followers for all the support you have given me.”
Now I think something got lost in translation. Or maybe not. Maybe there is a price! The price of signing up to join her new website clubbobbi.nl which she was shamelessly promoting? I call that clever porn site marketing. But no, I think the blonde Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden, or Bibi Eden as she is also known in Holland and Europe, is genuine. Later Bobbi re-tweeted this from the DocJohnson.com sextoy store:
“Since that game was so boring #worldcup we are gunna spice things up and give away 2 more @vickyvette vaginas! #teambj”
Because boring soccer games mean giving out more vaginas! What is a Vicky Vette vagina? I had to look it up myself. It’s basically a molded sextoy with dual input, pussy and ass, made out of the realistic Fleshlight.com type feeling stuff. For you to stuff. Vicky Vette, the MILF porn star, is on Team Blowjob, and was ready to spring into oral sex action to help Team Blowjob complete the world’s largest blow bang.
With over 110,000 horny Twitter followers, Bobbi Eden can’t blow it now or rather she should blow it now! I have a suspicion we might be seeing a hot blow job video from Bobbi Eden and Vicky Vette shortly. According to Bobbi’s most recent Twitter tease:
“Thanks again for the fun time!! #TeamBJ will be continued! XX”
Bobbi’s tweets are at PornStarTweet.com along with photos, video clips and more. Bobbi’s blog is at clubbobbi.blogspot.com
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Russian Spygirl with Black Dildo and Nipple Clamps – Priceless!
The only question is: which starlet is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever spy movie Hollywood churns out? I vote Megan Fox. Can she do a Russian accent? Probably not. But neither can Angelina Jolie.
Wait, I thought of another question: which porn star is going to play the Russian Spy Girl in whatever porn video the porn meatgrinder turns out. Alt girl Stoya? Riley Steele? She’s done some crossover acting in a horror film. Sasha Grey? No, Sasha isn’t doing porn any more; she wants to be a real actress now. I vote Riley. Can she do a Russian accent? Not to worry, it’s porn, there won’t be much dialogue.
Anna Chapman or rather Anya, the Russian Spy Girl, who was deported back to Mother Russia this past week and stripped of her British passport, set the internet a-flutter with her hot slutty Facebook photos. The internet is fluttering again, mysteriously, the Russian Spy Girl’s naughty nude photos have been leaked! Fresh from her British ex-husband’s mobile phone? He admits to having the nude photos, but not to leaking them. Hey, can’t blame a jilted ex-husband from getting revenge and cash! He should have just uploaded the revenge photos to SubmitYourBitch.com!
Sleazy lingerie. Naughty nipple clamps and black dildo vibrator! So she’s kinky! Edgy! Likes pain! Does she prefer big black cock?
And in the popular self shot topless photo style, Spy Girl Anna Chapman shows off what every girl is showing off these days on Myspace, Facebook and ex girlfriend sites like SeeMyGF.com, Exgirlfriendsluts.com, etc. Boobs! She doesn’t look like a dangerous Femme Fatale in this photo.
And we’ll never know if she was truly a Mata Hari or just another naughty girl we caught a fleeting glimpse of in her photos. My guess is: something in between.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Gay ? or likes it black …
from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….
Whilst Cristiano Ronaldo snags the hot girls, the latest signs that Crissie boy bats for the other side was detailed in all the tabloids and even the major reputable news outlets. Dear oh dear what say you?!?!
peewee, we chatted about how at the commencement of the World Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo conveniently had a girlfriend who magically appeared at the wave of their publicists’ wands or as a marketing ploy by Emporio Armani, where both are models. I felt this was to deflect the rumors that Cristiano is gay! Irene Fayk, her last name is such a homonym, pun intended, for Fake as in Fake Girlfriend, doesn’t appear to be suffering as Cristiano’s beard. She has now landed on the paparazzi’s radar. And her hot bikini photos are winging all over the internet and mobile phones creating major buzz.
Now as for the black toenail polish, freshly launched counter-stories claim these are bruised toenails from playing footy! I must defer to you and your knowledge of the game as to whether Crissie could be sporting nasty bruises on his toenails or whether he got a Chanel Black Satin polish pedicure!
Update: More defense for Ronaldo’s black talons….today, 7/9/10, there have been additional *Cristiano Ronaldo toenails* articles about how the black toenail polish is lacquered on to mask the bruises and other problems with toenails that soccer players experience!
84,188 Blowjobs ? Bobbi Eden and Team Blowjob will be busy !
Now, all that has to happen is the Netherlands have to take home the World Cup. Spain could ruin it all by winning, squelching over 80,000+ blow jobs. 80,000+? That would be like blowing a large soccer stadium full of guys. The logistics of redeeming and fulfilling that many blow jobs is mind-boggling.
And yes, to answer my comment from last nite’s post, all you forced bi cocksuckers should be assisting Team Blowjob in their efforts! Team Gloryhole, get to work!
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Free Blowjobs if Holland wins World Cup!
If the Dutch blow it, no one will get blown! Dutch pornstar Bobbi Eden has promised to blow (with a little help from her pornstar friends) every one of her Twitter followers if Holland wins the World Cup. Bobbie Eden started out with 5,000 followers before announcing the largest blow bang in the world. After making her blow job announcement, she started adding bj frenzied Twitter followers. I just checked, and she is now up to 56,000 Twitter followers …and counting… looking for free blow jobs from hot porn stars.
I wonder if the Dutch team knows of the pressure on them to win! In addition to not having won a World Cup yet, that is…
Bobbi has given her jaw-dropping oral sex porn endeavor the name Team Blowjob. Follow Bobbi on her Twitter at Pornstartweet.com
I really wanted to root for Spain, but now, I confess, I am rooting for Holland and Team Blowjob!
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Cuckold Ex Girlfriend Revenge
from peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter….
World Cup English footballers, two words, abject failure! Since their gorgeous WAGs were forbidden to stay with them during the World Cup by the incompetent Italian coach, as the coach feared it would be a distraction, instead was it a distraction not to have the WAGs there in full force? Were the footballers worried about their beautiful wives and girlfriends cuckolding them back home? It wouldn’t be the first time a football player was turned into a humiliated cuckold!
Now let’s talk about your second crush behind Jermain DeFoe and another legendary blacker-of-babes, Ashley Cole. His new brunette Cheryl Cole lookalike girlfriend, model and ex-pole dancer Sarah Purnell, spilled to The Sun that Ashley even admitted she looked like his ex.
It’s not strange if Ashley Cole has a girlfriend “type” that he looks for when he goes bird-hunting, but what is strange is that Sarah confessed to the tabloid (counting the cash) that she and Ash had listened to music from Cheryl’s rumored new man, Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas, before shagging. Maybe Ashley is getting off on a bit of cuckold angst! Or getting off on the revenge fuck? Or do you think he’s just trying to evoke sympathy from all these hot girlfriends so they ride his big black cock with even greater enthusiasm!?!
peewee, you bring up an interesting dilemma. can men be turned into humiliated cuckolds after a relationship is over by who their ex girlfriend is fucking, so they seek their own ex girlfriend revenge, by sexing up a lookalike fuck doll? in Cheryl’s case, her relationship with Wil.I.Am is direct ex gf revenge on Ash, since he was not keeping his massive wood in his pants while they were still together (and yes, married). in Ashley’s case, I think we have a case of cuckold angst! but the over-arching theme is girlfriend revenge!
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Tricked Gay Website – Ungloryhole.com!
Guys are lured to a nasty gloryhole where they think they are going to get a free blow job from a cute girl. Are horny guys that stupid? But the trick is: the girl is in on it. The honeytrap girl sweet talks the horny guys on the other side of the gloryhole wall, even sliding some of her pretty fingers thru the gloryhole with a seductive c’mere gesture. With her promises of a hot blowjob, the girl lures the horny guys hard cocks right thru the gloryhole-in-the-wall. Let the blow job begin. The only catch? The hottie isn’t the cocksucker, it’s a dude! And the horny guy whose dick is getting sucked? Tricked gay!
If I was still back in college and needed the money, I would have done a few of these tricked gay gloryhole porn videos, it would have been priceless just to see the looks on the straight dudes faces when they find out I wasn’t the cocksucker, it was a fag! I would love to be the bitch who would get to say: You’re gay! You just got a blow job from a dude you homo! And we got pictures and video of you getting your dick sucked by a dude at the gloryhole, and you were fucking loving it! And to top it all off, we’re putting these gloryhole porn pictures and video on the internet dickhead! In fact, we’re putting your gloryhole cocksucker videos on a porn site, Ungloryhole.com ungay!
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Black Cock Update from the World Cup
from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….
It was great to see your self-confessed footy crush, Jermain DeFoe*, spare our Nation’s shameful blushes. Mr Defoe generally gets bad press in the UK, presumably because of the collective cuckold jealousy that surrounds his blacking of all our glamour girl hotties (i.e. Charlotte Mears, Danielle Lloyd, Sophie Reade, Aisleyne Horhgan-Wallace, Stephanie Moule, Joanne Beckham, Chantelle Houghton, Sarah Giggle, Imogen Thomas and Roxy Townsend to date). So it’s awesome to gaze upon the heroic and sports cuckold photo of the ‘Great Man’ Jermain soaring above the lesser and wimpy whiteboys to thrust England into the knock-out stages of the World Cup tournament. I’m sure it will do his future chances to whip out his big black cock and seduce the most beautiful glamour girls no harm at all!! So that’s well worth celebrating even if it means I have to admit I’m a sports cuckold too!!
*Yes, peewee, I admit to having a crush on Jermain, watching him play footy must cuckold all the weedick whiteboys. Jermain no doubt has a huge black cock and knows how to use it! It’s amazing he’s bedded and blackened the hottest glamour girls in the UK! And to my blog readers outside the UK who aren’t familiar with the terms blacking and blackened, they are interracial sex terms referring to when a black man with a huge black cock sexes up a hot white girl, introducing her to big black cock and ruining her for white men as she will most likely only crave huge black cock thereafter!
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Forced Gay by my Brainwashing Game!
Dear Sara,
It has been a long time since I updated you after getting gay brainwashed. 🙂 It has been quite a journey. And like I said to you before, your program has definitely made me 100% gay. And actually, I’m getting more sex because of it. LOL. So a big thank you for that. 🙂
I think the thing that surprised me the most after all this is how much I am into guys now. I don’t think you mentioned it in your assignments (and if you did, I can’t remember) but after a month or so I really started to look at guys differently. It wasn’t just their cocks I wanted… but I wanted them as well. There was a definite shift in sexuality that I guess I never really thought would happen. Where I once looked at a woman and got hard thinking about different things about her… her body, her breasts, her pussy, her hair, etc… now I look at men that way. Before, I would never look at a man and say he was attractive or cute or anything like that. Now I do it all the time, the same way I use to do with women. I realized that I still had an attraction for women and still find them beautiful and sexy, but don’t want to have sex with them. If you know what I mean? I would rather be tangled up with a hard muscular body and a pair of masculine hands grabbing me then anything else. :))
I guess I knew absolutely for sure that I was totally gay when I was caught staring at a few guys when I was out with some friends. By the third or fourth guy I was checking out, I just told them that “Yeah, I’m gay.” And that was that. (Okay, it wasn’t as simple as that. A couple of my friends are pretty homophobic, so they were a little shocked and pissed off. Within a few minutes of screaming at me they up and left. And you can say that we are no longer friends. So not so simple, but it doesn’t bother me.) I should mention that out of the 7 of us that had got together, 4 left because of what I confessed. Although I can’t say for sure if the 2 girlfriends of the guys had any opinion for or against because they had to leave with them. But to me, I did find out who my true friends were. My friend Crystal was the most curious. She asked me lots of questions about everything. We had hooked-up years ago for a little while… and we had great sex… so I think she was a little confused about the whole thing. I just said that it was something that was going on for a while with me and I wanted to try it. And when I did, I knew I wanted more. So from then and the past couple of months I guess you can say I came out of the closet.
Oh and before I forget, do you remember when I was telling you about meeting that guy Kris? I met him when I was doing the “tell a girl at a bar I was gay” part of the assignment… and she introduced us. Well, I actually hooked up with him a couple of weeks ago. We met up at this club downtown and got to talking. He remembered everything I told him and asked if I was still seeing someone, which I wasn’t. And this time, I was totally into him as well. Anyway, we ended up back at his place and fucked the night away. :)) I have to say he is a really great guy. Definitely hot. And also has a smoking hot and toned body… but unfortunately he is a little small where it counts. 😉 Doesn’t mean I won’t hook up with him again though. I think I’m becoming a bit of a size queen. LOL. :))
I’ve been online a few times over the last while, but like usual, we never seem to have the same schedule. I know at some point I will get you on the phone. :)) I’ve “played” with some other Flirts, but none have even come close to what you do. Your program works 100%. I know you mentioned before about you doing a level 3… and I’m curious to see what that includes. I will definitely be buying it. 😉 I really enjoy all your stories, assignments and blog. And I just saw your new website which is fantastic as well. ~your gayboy
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