Cuckolding and Interracial Action in the UK – New Year’s Update!
Cuckold and Interracial update from UK blog correspondent, peewee!
UK rap and street music star, Dizzee Rascal, has been the centre of attention lately. Beautiful ex-soap opera actress and pop star Natalie Imbruglia and UK Goddess Kelly Brook have both been circling him with the carnivorous intent of the piranhas featured in Miss Brook’s latest movie outing, Piranha 3D. Miss Brook is also known for having served as Jason Statham’s girlfriend for several years, yes, served. Piranha 3D starlet below.
Kelly was most likely a paid beard to offset the gay rumours swirling around Statham. But the publicity didn’t hurt the budding thespian or newest Playboy Playmate (Playboy dished out $500K for her nude photos) and now it seems she has left white fagboys behind for black cock! Either one – or BOTH – of these two beautiful girls would do well to ensnare Dizzee and indulge in a hot interracial sex romance with one of the UK’s top rap stars.
On the X-Factor this year (kind of American Idol – but the UK’s original version), judge Cheryl Cole’s favourite contestant was a clone of herself, albeit a little more authentic and a little less sexy! Rumour has it they DO share the same appetite for black cock!! Cher Lloyd is the name and she is tipped for big things your side of the pond. So much so that she sparked a bidding war between Will.i.am and Jay Z, with the latter winning out for her signature on a recording contract. So be on the look-out, or rather the listen-up for some hot tunes from this Interracial Sex Goddess! Update: Simon Cowell has cockblocked Jay Z saying that he has all rights to Cher Lloyd releasing recordings in the US, UK wherever. Ouch! Cute Cher Lloyd below.
I truly hope the footy WAG phenomenon will catch on over in the US! I know that most of your footy players aren’t anywhere near the salary level of the UK or Euro players or at the hotness level where beautiful girls want to chase them around like they do the other ball players: football, baseball, basketball. Here we have a photo of beauty queen WAG, Miss Germany 2005, Sarah Gerth, sunning herself while on vacation in Miami Beach. Married to biracial German Bundisliga star, Jermaine Jones, who because he was born to an American army soldier stationed in Germany, is also eligible under FIFA rules and plays for the US on their National soccer team. Sarah Gerth below.
In other news over here the UK’s most infamous cuckold, Wayne Bridge (as featured in previous blogs on Sara’s Playroom) got himself a beautiful new girlfriend. Frankie Sandford from girl group “The Saturdays” is the lucky Cuckoldress. Already there is news of Wayne’s teammates beginning to circle round Frankie, waiting for the chance to further “cuckold the cuckold”. Talk about piranhas! Sexy Frankie Sandford below.
I think it will be VERY interesting when some of the black footballers begin moving in on Miss Sandford. She has been previously linked with JLS star Aston Merrygold and serial cuckolder, Ashley Cole. She definitely has a taste for big black cock, so poor little whiteboy cuckold Wayne will be brutally unable to compete when she starts lusting for BBC again. Maybe she just enjoys the attention of being a WAG. Maybe lucky cucky Wayne is paying for her shopping sprees under the guise of having a “cover” girlfriend to try to make everyone think he’s not such a cuckold loser after all. Who knows, but it’s doubtful this Cuckoldress / cuckold relationship will last!
And now my comments! The catfight claws certainly come out any time hot girls fight over the object of their BBC desire, so I’m sure the Natalie vs. Kelly fight for Dizzee will be interesting. I vote for Kelly! Notice I found Kelly, Cher and Frankie in Cuckoldress outfits (black and white prints, especially animal prints). Cher is certainly rocking the most Cuckoldress outfit of all, even her purse is pure Cuckoldress!
It’s true peewee, the footy or soccer players as we call them here, are paid a pittance unless they are superstars or imports from the UK, Europe, Africa, and even then, as you pointed out in an earlier blog post, by the time they get to the US, they’re past their prime; they’re brought here for name brand attraction to put fans in the seats. I think that American girls will start chasing soccer players when they’re making more $$$ and when there are hotter choices 😉
One almost has to feel sorry for Wayne Bridge, but he is definitely either addicted to being a cuckold or he is desperately trying to disprove he is a cuckold. We know it’s only a matter of time before Frankie is back to BBC, and poor Wayne is the subject of cuckold humiliation again!
Rex and Michelle Ryan – Interracial Foot Fetish Video Clips!
I’m all for a wife being into her husband’s fetish or vice versa or a couple pursuing a shared fetish. Although if all wives indulged their husbands’ fetishes, I’d certainly be “out of a job”. So I found it fun to watch some of the foot fetish video clips which New York Jets football coach taped of his wife’s feet, most of which he narrated while she showed off her cute tootsies for the camera. Deadspin revealed that the couple supposedly had a kinky profile up at ALT.com in addition to the foot fetish video clips featured online. While in retrospect, for a couple who had a lot to lose if such private clips were made public, these clips should have been for their eyes only, but apparently part of their fetish was voyeurism. These clips were posted at foot fetish sites and forums. So it would only be a matter of time before someone not only recognized Michelle Ryan, since she wasn’t wearing a disguise, but also recognized Rex Ryan’s voice.
Reactions to the foot fetish clips have run the gamut from: gross to hey at least he’s doing it with his wife! And I’d have to agree with the latter. When most recent sex scandals involving sports figures involved naughty activity with other women, forgiving Rex Ryan for having a foot fetish which he indulges with his own spouse, seems simple. However, the media has been unforgiving with the foot puns. “Well it is football…” “Were both feet in bounds?” “No small feat for the Jets” “A foot shy of the first down” …
But the big news of the past few days was that more foot fetish clips surfaced of a slightly different flavor, interracial foot play, where a black man admires, sniffs and massages Michelle Ryan’s feet after removing some very slutty designer black patent leather high heels. Interracial Foot Cuckolding!
As some of my blog readers may remember, on the original Sara’s Playroom blog, I explored several theories behind foot fetishism. One theory puts forth that the foot is the phallic symbol on a woman’s body and allows a man with repressed or latent homosexual tendencies to experience the closest thing to cock without the guilt that a man might feel if he were performing a gay act. The addition of the black man in the Ryan foot fetish scenario worshipping Michelle Ryan’s feet can be interpreted as an interracial cuckolding act, but also may lead to other conclusions depending on how the nature of the foot fetish itself is interpreted. In addition, if the ALT.com profile screen captures on Deadspin was for real, they also listed: collar and leash play, physical and verbal humiliation, spanking, tickling and voyeurism as some of their other interests.
$50K fine to Favre = $150 fine to a man who makes $50K/yr
One of the slowest “news weeks” of the year is the week between Christmas and New Year’s. This is a classic week to release bad news, economic statistics the government wants to sweep under the rug or any other news the holidays can overshadow. And so it came as no surprise this turned out to the be week the NFL commish released the news that Brett Favre would be fined only $50K for the small penis photos sexting scandal. Ironically, Favre was fined $50K because he didn’t cooperate with the investigation, not because the NFL determined that he had actually sexted Jenn Sterger his small penis humiliation pics. While Brett has been officially fined for his lack of cooperation, is the NFL really going to enforce that he pays? And if he has to pay up? To put it into financial perspective, for Favre to ante up $50K is like a mere human paying an $150 fine if they make $50K per year.
The NFL claimed they couldn’t find enough forensic evidence to levy a stiffer (pun, oh my!) fine or find that he violated league rules of conduct. The NFL protects their own. So I’m not sure why Jenn Sterger and her attorney acted surprised at the outcome. Still, they have more cards to play. They can pursue the NFL and the Jets for sexual harassment or begin to leak more small penis humiliation photos, racy text messages, etc., which Brett Favre might be happy to pay to make them all go away.
The small penis humiliation jokes have proliferated since Brett’s small penis pics first surfaced on Deadpsin. That he was fined $10K per inch is one current joke making the Twitter rounds. The small penis humiliation sexting scandal in itself will mar the final days of one of the most esteemed players in the gladiatorial game of American football. Brett was almost untouchable, almost god-like, but now, he has taken a shameful fall from grace as he makes his exit from the coliseum.
Interracial Size Queen Chelsea!
peewee, intrepid UK blog reporter, shares his view on the interracial sex relationship between Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent, then I share mine…
I see the secret is out of the bag: Chelsea Handler is truly into hung black men and cuckolding her whiteboy admirers! As you reported earlier on your naughty blog, rumours have been rife that she was fucking rapper 50 Cent. There is a clip from one of her shows, where she is no longer brushing the black cock lust rumours under the “shag” rug (to borrow your apt British pun)! And furthermore, guest star, Scary Spice Mel B, confirmed that “the Brothas are really into you”! Again, Chelsea welcomed that interracial news as if XXXmas had come early. A wonderful cuckolding message to all her whiteboy viewers: smart pretty blonde craves big black cock.
now my view on the latest black on blonde interracial celebrity couple…
While Cuckoldress Chelsea tweeted to the contrary, my well-tuned black cock-dar told me that she and 50 Cent weren’t talking “business” when the first paparazzi photo surfaced of their club date in New Orleans. Since then, they were spotted dining at a posh nosh in Malibu and 50 Cent made a special guest appearance in a rap comedy skit on Chelsea’s show. Then Chelsea squelched the “is she or isn’t she” rumors by tweeting this cuckolding interracial sex pic of her and “Fitty” in bed. A sexy pic for all you cuckolds to imagine Chelsea taking 50 Cent’s 12 inch black cock. No doubt Chelsea is an Interracial Sex Size Queen!
Fantasy Football for Interracial Cuckold Faggots!
In this hot interracial cuckold tv commercial for NFL Mobile Redzone Fantasy Football, a white wimpy hubby with a beautiful hot wife (a Jenn Sterger look-a-like no less) has his interracial sports cuckold fantasy football league dream come true. His uber hot bikini clad wife enters a swimming pool, but out of the pool emerges dripping wet black NFL stud Adrian Peterson instead. You know the white cuckold wimp would prefer Adrian Peterson’s big black cock over his wife’s pussy as he’s interracial-and-black-cock-obsessed. The ad agency head honchos behind this commercial must know that white wimps who play Fantasy Football would prefer sucking big black cocks rather than sexing up their wives or girlfriends. Talk about sports cuckolding, a term I have coined and defined here on my blog, the ad agency absolutely knows that Adrian Peterson is one of the studliest black bulls in the NFL. Not only do most small penis humiliation whiteboy wimps want Adrian on their fantasy football team, but also fantasize about worshipping and having him as their black master. This is the epitome of sports cuckolding.
Adrian Peterson even talks in the wife’s voice to add insult to irony and wraps a towel around his purple football helmet. And of course, there is the metaphor of the swimming pool alluding to the fantasy football pool. Yes, the metaphors are even popping erections. Watch and witness the small penis humiliation interracial cuckolding unfold. The commercial could not have been better cast as the white wimp actor is perfect in his white wimp cuckold role. Women know that most fantasy football players are small penis humiliation interracial cuckold faggots! But it doesn’t stop the cuckolds from playing the game!
Interracial Jungle Fever in the UK
an update from UK blog correspondent peewee….
Just a quick update on UK Jungle Fever! You and your Saras Playroom blog readers may recall that busty American Playboy bunny Kayla Collins had been introduced to this year’s UK I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here in the real jungle. The Jayne Mansfield look-a-like was the token blonde hottie and very popular with the black stud contestants, Linford Christie and Aggro. But she never took the sexy flirting and interracial innuendo to the next level on the show. Shame, because many whiteboys over here were so into her as an Interracial Size Queen and masturbation fantasy girl. It was obvious they had been shaken by the small penis cuckolding she was delivering by openly teasing and flirting with the two hung black studs.
Well, it would seem Kayla was merely repressing her black on blonde jungle fever lust whilst stuck in the jungle… or she picked up real jungle fever there! Kayla has wasted no time in bagging herself one of the UK’s top footy players and celebs – none other than black stud Ashley Cole!
I’ve got to say Ashley Cole is the numero uno cuckolder and blacker in the UK now. He seems to attract the hottest white girls around and always at the time when their media star is shining most brightly. He makes small penis whiteboys in the UK feel so inadequate with his interracial sex relationships! Real men with big cocks, like Ashley, cuckold wimps and put them in their rightful cucky boy place. I sincerely hope that ALL the prettiest girls over here, and in the US too, continue to cuckhold and go for black cock only. They deserve it.
Small Penis Humiliation Shame
Give credit to Jenn Sterger for outplaying Brett Favre. When the Brett Favre penis-gate scandal first imploded, she played neutral, then played victim, then played ready to cooperate 100% and turn over the Brett Favre “material” to the NFL. She has been playing it, like a long drawn-out poker game, of course, propped by expert advice from her attorney. But now she’s ready to push all in, and take everything she has “public”.
Most followers of the Favre small penis-gate story have assumed Jenn saved everything she had on Brett as an investment portfolio knowing she could eventually cash it in. Knowing this might actually be his final season, was this the final season for her to cash in and seek her payday? The irony is, while she held onto the texts, Brett’s small penis selfpics and voicemails, she didn’t sell out according to her rep when Brett’s agent inquired “if there was a specific figure….to make this go away”. But it isn’t just against Favre for which action could be taken by Sterger, as she could also choose to file sexual harassment charges against her former employer, the New York Jets and the NFL.
But one thing we do know is most sportswriters and fans agree Brett Favre should have retired years ago, but he couldn’t let go of the game. Why? Is suiting up for the game and being out on the field in front of thousands in stadium and millions in front of wide-screen tv’s, too irresistible of an ego-driven compulsion? Does dwindling fame trump pain? Instead of going out in glory, Brett now goes out in small penis humiliation sex scandal shame. Most likely this sex scandal would not have reared its ugly head, let alone reared the ugly pinhead of Brett Favre’s small penis all over the internet for everyone to gawk at, if he had retired every time he said he was “going to retire” for good.
So now, in the next few weeks, we will see if the Brett Favre small penis-gate quietly disappears from the media, and Jenn gets her hush and “hit delete” money. Or if the NFL takes action or if Jenn’s legal team takes adversarial action instead.
What I still can’t figure out is, why, if a beautiful girl is spurning a man’s desperate horny advances, not responding to his texts or returning his phone calls, he thinks that sending his pathetic small penis pictures will change her mind about meeting him or sexing him up!?!? Men truly do think with their wrong heads!
Update: A former baller, Charles Barkley, was spouting off on the radio about sporty stuff this past week and when the convo turned to Brett Favre, Barkley had this gem to share with the radio station listeners: “My biggest problem with the whole Favre thing is if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge.” Small Penis Humiliation Shame! And peewee has an interesting comment to share (click on the red comment icon) about men with small penises, in general, humiliating themselves!
Small Penis Humiliation in the Men’s Room
Girls should never leave home without Sharpie markers in their purse, it’s just as important as their cell phones or lip gloss! In this case, a friend forwarded me this hilarious small penis humiliation photo. I’m sure some mean girls snuck into the men’s room at a popular hot spot with total small penis humiliation intentions and decorated this porcelain fixture 😉 with a humiliating small penis graffiti “tag”. I’m 99.9% sure that the small penis humiliation graffiti applied to most users of the fixture.
Now while we’re on the subject of SPH, the Hotel Sofitel in Queensland, Australia actually commissioned this tiny dick humiliation artwork deco for their men’s room! I heart each of the small penis humiliation POV themes. I think my SPH favorite is the girl with the tape measure although she’s pulling out the tape measure way too far, it should only have to be pulled out a few inches! And the girl with the librarian glasses trying to do a small penis close-up inspection, she needs a magnifying glass more likely. I wonder if the shock of seeing the small penis humiliation girls has caused any small dick losers to become so pee shy that they couldn’t take a piss… or if they got so excited about the realistic POV small penis humiliation that they had to head into a stall and toggle their todger, diddle the fiddle or wank their weenis penis. Is small penis humiliation becoming a mainstream part of our collective cultures in the US and UK?
Small Penis Humiliation a la Interracial
More hot British babes are flocking to BBC every day and this doesn’t mean they’re tuning into the tv network of the same acronym. No, these babes are leaving small white penises behind, delivering small penis humiliation as they brazenly pursue big black cocks. Hot blonde model Sophie Egeler is the newest Interracial Size Queen to take the media attention throne for her black on blonde interracial preference. Scandalous, too, since she has been named as one of the sexy textees who might have contributed to the Tony Parker and Eva Longoria divorce… Sophia, smart and clever girl that she is, retained proof that she and Tony Parker exchanged interracial phone sext messages and Tony, mon dieu (yes, he’s French), even sent a shirtless pic to her to entice her into more sexting action. Proof below. Sophia states she had no idea Parker was married and that she resisted Parker’s advances. All of this was transpiring while Sophia was dating Arsenal footballer Bacary Sagna. Sophia just can’t resist BBC interracial action. A WAG at the legal but tender age of 19, Sophia already knows where it’s at, as her Interracial Size Queen preference for black cock tells all the wimpy white weedicks that she is a small penis humiliatrix. Everyone must be wondering how many pounds sterling the tabloids tendered Sophia for that sexting exchange and juicy reveal about Tony’s extracurricular activities. I’m sure Golddigger Sophia knows how to play the WAG and checkbook journalism game for keeps as in: I “keeps” the money.
This sexting story takes place on both sides of the pond. In the US, Tony Parker has been accused of texting and having an affair with MILF Erin Barry (picture below), soon-to-be ex-wife of a Spurs basketball teammate. If Tony did so, his actions broke a very strict man-law: never steal the wife of a teammate! But Erin Barry denies the sexting and sexing action and has publicly stated that it’s only because the divorces are coinciding as the reason why the media has latched onto the sexting story.
Nevertheless, Eva Longoria’s camp has alluded to Eva finding hundreds of lurid texts that Parker and Barry exchanged as one of the reasons for the popular Desperate Housewives tv show star’s marital break-up. Coincidentally, Erin Barry is a biracial beauty while her soon-to-be ex is white, yes, an interracial marriage. Ditto for Parker and Longoria’s as theirs was an interracial marriage of a different flavor. So the question I leave you with is: Is Barry leaving her white baller husband evidence of small penis humiliation as she has decided to pursue larger and superior black cocks? That question will probably be answered in the near future.
Should All British Whiteboys Become Cuckolds?
from peewee, UK blog correspondent…
I think it’s probably true that British men, particularly the white boys, are becoming increasingly confused, undermined and marginalized, sexually speaking. According to a sex survey, we Brits have always been known as poor lovers in 2nd place right after the Germans as far as the wurst (pun intended).
But in recent years, things have become worse. I believe that the two factors that have made the UK white boys increasingly impotent and submissive cuckold losers are: 1) the rise in sexual feminism (evoked by the US influence of tv shows and films such as Sex And The City and Desperate Housewives which are loved by our ladies over here) and 2) the relaxed views on interracial sex, opening up opportunities for our pretty girls to experience real men’s large cocks and satisfying Size Queen sex.
UK white boys know that their girls want skilled, capable, well endowed men – and if we can’t provide that, they’ll tell us, tell all their girlfriends and then they’ll go out and get someone who can!! So we become cuckolds and if our penises our small, everyone soon knows about our small penis humiliation.
So many of our celebrity hotties also fuel the fire, by pretty much being ‘black only’. So the white fellas have begun to associate pretty white girls with high expectations and a predilection for black men, and thus we ourselves seek out beta females, whom black men would be less likely to come after.
For example, today’s news features gorgeous young Brighton blonde, Sophia Egeler.
She is, typically, dating a big black stud, Arsenal’s Bacary Sagna. But she has apparently attracted the attentions from Eva Longoria’s naughty soon-to-be-ex-hubby, Tony Parker.
UK white boys read about girls like Sophia and we see similar girls all around us attracting the attention of real men. And how do we react? We become even weaker, more impotent, cuckolds, and less inclined towards sex, as we know we will be unable to perform to our girls’ expectations and demands. As you say, Sara, we should, in time, concentrate on earning lots of money so as to become the loyal cuckolds to our girls, who will inevitably continue to seek out big black lovers for their satisfaction between the sheets.