Kim Kardashian Loves Big Black Cock
Is the black baseball bat sized dildo wishful thinking for Kris Humphries? Nevertheless, Kris Humphries must be well-hung since it’s well-known that Kim Kardashian is a Size Queen who loves big black cocks. Her first marriage to music producer Damon Thomas ended in divorce. Her interracial sex relationships with rapper Ray J, football players Reggie Bush and Miles Austin didn’t last, although her relationship with Ray J produced the legendary KimKSuperstar interracial sex tape.
It’s hard to know if Kim Kardashian’s publicists keep Kim in the news every week with some new drama or if drama naturally surrounds her and her publicists have to deal with it. Immediately after her honeymoon was literally over, the latest media swirl surrounding Size Queen Kim Kardashian was that a lawyer in Tennessee, representing an anonymous party, was interested in purchasing Kim Kardashian’s interracial sex tape from Vivid Entertainment and taking the sex tape off the internet forever. Psssst, the mystery buyer wouldn’t be Kim Kardashian herself or her basketballer husband, would it? Perhaps Kim doesn’t want her anal sex scene with Ray J and the nasty golden showers finale officially on the internet now that she’s a Mrs. Although, even if she buys back her sex tape from Vivid, the Kim K interracial sex tape will live on in infamy on foreign torrent sites where take-down notices are about as legal as toilet paper.
Steve Hirsch from Vivid Entertainment stated that he would look at offers in the vicinity of $30 million dollars for the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Pornhub.com jumped into the mix – publicity hounds? – and offered $5 million to buy the Kim K sex tape, but want to keep it online for streaming. Ray J’s reps also relayed that Ray J would have to be paid for his rights to the KimKSuperstar interracial sex tape since he shares rights with Kim Kardashian and Vivid. Stay tuned for more Size Queen Kim Kardashian drama same time, next week.
Interracial Sex Hookups
from peewee the cuckold, intrepid UK blog reporter…
Here’s the latest interracial sex hookup news over on this side of the pond. The TV phenomenon of the decade so far is a shocking reality based show, akin to The Hills in the US, called The Only Way Is Essex (or TOWIE as it’s been shortened to). TOWIE features a load of vacuous pretty Essex dwellers, but the sensation of the show is a glamourous young flame haired babe, Amy Childs. She is clearly intent on becoming England’s glamour girl Princess and dethroning the tired and repulsive bowling ball boobed bimbo Katie Price (aka Jordan). Well, there is no better way than to grab the Jungle Fever headlines and become an idolized, out of reach Goddess than by snagging yourself a hot black stud boyfriend. And to do so live on national television! In much the same way as Sophie Reade thrust herself to prominence a few years back, Amy is captivating the nation as we wait for her to be well and truly blacked by the young bull, Lucien Laviscount (coincidentally a former flame of the said Sophie Reade).
Photo c/o Rex Features
You will note that in the below pictures, courtesy of The Sun, Amy is sporting an almost identical zebra patterned skirt to the one that Sophie Reade wore (also see below) when she came out of the Big Brother House as a self proclaimed lover of black men. And I think we all know that you have clearly identified girls wearing zebra print to be indicative of a lust for interracial sex.
These two gorgeous young ladies share more than a taste in zebra patterned skirts, that’s for sure. They are BB Queens, for certain, because they love it Big and Black. Let’s hope Amy can enthuse Britain into voting her as their champion after we all watch her drifting into the more than capable arms of her big black lover.
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Interracial Action – Ireland – Black Irish Legend
Back in the 16th century, the Black Irish Legend begins with the Spanish deciding to dump the Moors, some of whom were mercenaries, out of the country, very cleverly. Instead of banishing them, Spain sent them out in an Armada to invade Ireland. The only catch? The Armada was comprised of leaky and other damaged ships that were predicted to make it as far as Ireland, but not back to Spain. Not all of the ragtag Armada even reached Ireland after getting battered about at sea, so what remained of the seasick and tattered Moorish war party, weren’t able to fight, and began instead to colonize coastal areas of Ireland, and thus, legend has it, started the lineage of the Black Irish, Irish men and women with features that incorporated Moorish skin and hair coloring (Berber, North African) than traditional pale Irish. Think Colin Farrell, dark, swarthy and with a large cock, most likely of Black Irish descent. To dilute or taint the Irish gene pool with Moorish blood, was this the Spaniards secondary plan? Since very little documentation exists and only legend has been passed down, it’s hard to know the motivations beyond casting the Moors out of Spain.
Fast forward to today, the Emerald Isle, where Black and Spanish influences are still finding their way, by invite, to the island nation… Starved of world class local boxing talent in recent years, Ireland is now welcoming big black and Blatino (black Latino) Cuban boxing studs onto its shores, treating them like royalty and feeding them whiteboi sparring fodder to beat up on. One boxing rag, Boxing Monthly UK, even noted that the black stud boxers all have Irish girlfriends and that “the locals love these guys.” No wonder Irish eyes (the girls at least!) are smiling!
Black Cock Humiliation – Hall Pass Scene
In the movie Hall Pass, Owen Wilson and his best friend are given a “Hall Pass” by their wives, meaning they can do something wild or hook up for sex without repercussion from the wifeys, for this one time, one Hall Pass only. Hall Pass is a slang term for carte blanche consent by the wives. The term comes from a school “hall pass” which is given to a student who can then freely roam hallways without restriction around a school building.
But of course, the Hall Pass sex doesn’t go as the horny married guys plan. Their best laid plans (pun intended) go awry. For Owen Wilson, it nearly becomes gay interracial sex! At one point Owen Wilson is bitched by a big black cock while lying on the floor of a spa area where he passed out in the jacuzzi. A well hung black mean (meaning hung without an erection) is crouched near Owen’s startled face trying to revive him. The well hung black stud has at least an eight inch flaccid dong. You can read the humiliation and intimidation on Owen’s face, he didn’t have to do much acting in that scene! I’m sure his reaction shots to the big black cock were quite real.
And I’m sure you’ve heard of the term, “Curse of the Irish”. It means that Irish men have been cursed with small dicks. In fact, they’re rumored to have the smallest white boy dicks in the world. Unless of course, they’re Black Irish, which is another blog post coming up. So to escape the black cock humiliation, Owen Wilson begs for the Irish guy to take the black guy’s place. Then you see the Irish guy with what looks like a mushroom cap peenie in the camera shot near Owen Wilson. Small penis humiliation! And more proof for hot girls that black cock is superior while small white dicks are to be laughed at.
Interracial Sex – Social Stigma to Black Cock Enigma
Interracial sex exported from the US to the UK? Kayla Collins, the feisty All-American blonde Playboy bunny who dated “blacker” Ashley Cole while she was doing a stint on a reality tv show in the UK, is now reported to be hooked up with black US soccer stud, Maurice Edu. Edu is actually a rare American import footy player, not signed to an American team, but instead signed to the Glasgow Rangers (Scotland), so hopefully this new interracial sex relationship will bring its roadshow on tour to the UK once the footy season begins. Since Scotland is the home of the delectable ‘Darkies Knobs’ as featured in a previous Sara’s Playroom blog, I’m sure the local Glaswegian girls will enjoy watching a bit of all American black on blonde WAG interracial sex up close and personal.
peewee the cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, expands on how interracial sex excites the whiteboys in the UK and allays the fears of white girls who are considering going black…
Contrary to a white girls fears, white girls will find that their whiteboy admirers will not lose interest. Quite the opposite. We whiteboys totally understand that most, if not all, hot white girls nowadays have a real lust for well hung, fit, athletic black men. We all know of the size issue. And we’ve all heard the ‘once you go black, you never go back’ mantra. We get it!
And so when a gorgeous white girl, whether a celebrity or not, goes black, we know what she’s getting and we respect her for it. In fact, we actually look upon these “blackened” beauties with added awe and lust, as in our minds they have left us behind. No longer can we hope to satisfy them, because we see that they are with superior men, and we acknowledge that our most beautiful girls are now likely to gravitate toward black men for satisfying interracial sex. These girls were always out of our reach, and that is part of the attraction. So when they go black, they become so far out of reach to us whiteboys that we grant them almost Goddess like status. Which is good for their careers if they’re celeb-u-hotties or WAGs. And great for their sex life, if they’re any random white girl, because they’re getting real cock and hot interracial sex.
So, I always knew that going with a big black man would become an enigma rather than a stigma, it was only a matter of time before the interracial sex jungle fever swept across the pond and gripped all the American girls just as tightly as it has with all the English roses over here. I am pleased to be proven right. And pleased to see an American interracial sex export or should I say “sexport” coming to the UK! … yours truly, peewee the cuckold
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Interracial Sex – Blacks on Blondes
peewee, my UK cuckold and blog correspondent, predicted that interracial sex relationships would become more popular in the US. He should have been a psychic, his prediction is cumming true! All I see at nightclubs, walking around South Beach and in Miami, and in the media are more and more girls going black. White women and Latinas are finding out that interracial sex with black men is superior. It’s not just myth or urban legend that black men have larger cocks and are hotter fucks, it’s truth. Also, the stigma of being in an interracial sex relationship isn’t as strong as it was in the past. Well-known female celebrities, celebutantes and wannabe celebs are in interracial sex relationships and preach about it, literally, on talk shows, reality shows, blogs, Twitter, etc.
So the newest blonde babe to go black is Karissa Shannon’s twin sister, Kristina, who hooked up with rapper Ja Rule.
As a quick aside, Karissa Shannon (Kristina’s twin sister) just broke up with her black stud Sam Jones III (Smallville) and supposedly moved back into the Playboy Mansion. It was an unexpected break-up after the interracial sex tape duo had just released a hip hop single together.
Kristina, however, latched onto one of the hottest black rappers at a nightclub party, but their interracial sex relationship couldn’t last as Ja Rule had to turn himself in to serve out a 2 year prison sentence in New York for gun possession charges. (Steep sentence? Since the gun was only found during a traffic stop?)
Hmmm the Karissa and Sam break-up could have been due to impending prison time as well. Coincidence that the twins were facing the same issue with their interracial sex black stud boyfriends? Jones now faces 1 year in prison for his alleged involvement in oxycodone dealing. The moral of the interracial sex story is dating black rappers, actors and thugs may have a downside if they’re true gangstas.
Weiner Phone Sex
Anthony Weiner kept it in his boxer briefs unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, but apparently Weiner was addicted to phone sexting pics of his bulge and cut abs to sexy bitches he met on Facebook including a MILF, a former pornstar, a college student and a blackjack dealer from Vegas. Now one thing I do have to say about Weiner’s weiner, it doesn’t look like a small weiner. I’m thinking it might be in the range of 7.5 – 8 inches and thick. So I’ll give the politician some props for not having a pindick and pinballs.
Weinergate
I suspect Weiner was sold out by one of his sexting flings. Once the phone sexting girl realized not much was going to come of their relationship other than sexting pics, hot cyber chats and phone sex, and she knew who he was and knew that her life could be made so much better (cha-ching!) if she sold Weiner’s weiner pics to the press, she went for the big money grab. When are these horny men going to learn not to think with their little head? If you are a politician or celebrity or athlete engaging in sex play with a chick who makes several decimal places less than you do, then you are extremely vulnerable to the Venus Flytrap. Feed your meat to the wrong greedy chick and your photos, text or sext messages will be splattered all over every magazine cover, tabloid, blog, talk show and live newscast.
Update: Oops, I saw Weiner’s weiner in a sexting pic posted online and it looks like a 6.5″. I guess POV shots can blow size out of proportion…
Interracial Sex Big Black Cock Lust
A new Italian laundry detergent commercial turns interracial sex lust into Big Black Cock lust. According to peewee cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, Italy is now a veritable hotbed of interracial sex activity. In addition, it has been well-known for decades that cuckolding, interracial or otherwise, is ingrained in the Italian culture.
So back to the interracial sex themed television commercial… An attractive, but frazzled Italian housewife catches her wimp husband looking at an interracial sex magazine featuring hot black women while getting aroused over his fetish for ebony beauties. His wife is more than a little peeved about the lack of attention he pays her over indulging his fetish and fantasy for ebony babes. He takes action to fulfill his fantasy by stuffing his irate wife into the washing machine, hoping to transform her into a sexy black bitch using a special laundry powder “Nero” (Italian for black). The laundry powder is specially formulated for dark fabrics. The wimp hubby is in for a big surprise, as in big black cock, when out of the washer pops a big black stud instead of an ebony sex goddess.
Of course, the commercial is playing on the same homoerotic interracial sex irony that the ESPN NFL Fantasy Football commercial did when the white wimp husband ended up ignoring his hot wife in favor of lusting for big black football stud Adrian Peterson. It’s no surprise that ad agencies and even the companies that hire them now know interracial sex and big black cock lust will captivate tv viewers, both men and women, from their different sexual humiliation POV.
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Cristiano Dives from Worldview at Real Madrid
I asked my UK cuckold Saras Playroom blog correspondent peewee what was going on lately with Crissie, a/k/a Cristiano Ronaldo, as Crissie has not been in the news at all in the States recently. Here is peewee the cuckold’s insightful response:
The Spanish media are the not the paparazzi piranha you find in the US and UK. The Spanish don’t have the sensational tabloids popular in Merry Olde England and the Colonies. The Spanish are big on regular newspapers and political rags. There’s sporting coverage, especially of football, but it’s very proper coverage. During the footy season, Crissie seems to concentrate on his sport whilst his supermodel fake girlfriend, Irene Fayk, stays busy with her modeling career. Still Crissie’s gay footy playing style hasn’t changed much from making sure he has applied half a tube of hair gel before each game and taking strategic dives during the games to earn free kicks and penalty shots (for your readers who aren’t familiar with soccer, these are the kicks where the striker gets to take a shot past a wall of defenders covering up their nuts, or lack thereof, small penis humiliation?). And speaking of small penis humiliation, since supermodel Jasmine Lennard revealed everything you ever wanted to know Cristiano’s small penis size and lack of sexual stamina, there haven’t been any more tell-alls about Ronaldo’s tiny penis size. This could be attributed to Crissie sticking to Ms. Fake instead of risking more small penis humiliation.
So have no fear, I’m sure as soon as the season is over for Real Madrid, Cristiano will be back gallivanting around to the world’s gay hot spots with his fake girlfriend and getting lots of pap snaps for your viewing pleasure. Did you see that Irene Fayk garnered the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover? She looked amazing, but her lips looked as fake as her last name. Ironically, she didn’t even hit Maxim’s List of Hottest 100 Women this year.
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Lucite Penises on Heels
I love to stiletto face fuck my two real time slaves, fatfuck and brazil nuts, and make them worship my femdom heels while underfoot.** But Lady Gaga has now shown her monsters there are superior heels for face fucking other than standard, but sexy 4 – 5″ stilettos. Check out the American Idol debut of these lucite dildo platform heels (which were censored once the producers realized that the heels were shaped as penis sex toys)!
No, I wont be shelling out $4,500 for these primo designer heels from London shoe design house,Void of Course. $4,500 for these high heels? Damn, maybe I’m in the wrong business. I’m sure for Lady Gaga spending $4,500 for these slut-terrific high heel dildos was the equivalent of spending $45 if she were a mere mortal like the rest of us high heel fetish wear lovers and femdom chicks. But I bet money that I don’t have that knock-offs of these femdom lucite dildo high heels are currently underway at a shoe sweatshop somewhere in the world and that the double heeled dildos will hit the street markets for $95 or $75 on a slow day. But of course, there will be a catch. They will break if you stand on them, they will only be for sex toy face fuckery, dildo arse play or kinky femdom photo shoots.
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