Interracial sex exported from the US to the UK? Kayla Collins, the feisty All-American blonde Playboy bunny who dated “blacker” Ashley Cole while she was doing a stint on a reality tv show in the UK, is now reported to be hooked up with black US soccer stud, Maurice Edu. Edu is actually a rare American import footy player, not signed to an American team, but instead signed to the Glasgow Rangers (Scotland), so hopefully this new interracial sex relationship will bring its roadshow on tour to the UK once the footy season begins. Since Scotland is the home of the delectable ‘Darkies Knobs’ as featured in a previous Sara’s Playroom blog, I’m sure the local Glaswegian girls will enjoy watching a bit of all American black on blonde WAG interracial sex up close and personal.

peewee the cuckold, my UK blog correspondent, expands on how interracial sex excites the whiteboys in the UK and allays the fears of white girls who are considering going black…

Contrary to a white girls fears, white girls will find that their whiteboy admirers will not lose interest. Quite the opposite. We whiteboys totally understand that most, if not all, hot white girls nowadays have a real lust for well hung, fit, athletic black men. We all know of the size issue. And we’ve all heard the ‘once you go black, you never go back’ mantra. We get it!

And so when a gorgeous white girl, whether a celebrity or not, goes black, we know what she’s getting and we respect her for it. In fact, we actually look upon these “blackened” beauties with added awe and lust, as in our minds they have left us behind. No longer can we hope to satisfy them, because we see that they are with superior men, and we acknowledge that our most beautiful girls are now likely to gravitate toward black men for satisfying interracial sex. These girls were always out of our reach, and that is part of the attraction. So when they go black, they become so far out of reach to us whiteboys that we grant them almost Goddess like status. Which is good for their careers if they’re celeb-u-hotties or WAGs. And great for their sex life, if they’re any random white girl, because they’re getting real cock and hot interracial sex.

So, I always knew that going with a big black man would become an enigma rather than a stigma, it was only a matter of time before the interracial sex jungle fever swept across the pond and gripped all the American girls just as tightly as it has with all the English roses over here. I am pleased to be proven right. And pleased to see an American interracial sex export or should I say “sexport” coming to the UK! … yours truly, peewee the cuckold