It would seem that the financial wreckonomy is shrinking penis size and creating a shagging shortage in Britain, a recent UK sex survey claims. The bad news: Erectile dysfunction is up and male sex drive is down. But, the good news is: Women’s sex drive is up. One can deduce from the survey that women, in times of stress, might instinctively be driven to mate with men of large cock size and sexual prowess. The lack of male sex drive is tied into many factors, including anxiety and depression. Anxiety over finances and depression over the fucked economy can cause erectile dysfunction.

While a little blue pill might assist in the erectile dysfunction and small penis humiliation department, British men apparently are actively seeking women for relationships who do not have high sexual expectations from them, according to Kate Costick, author of “Sex in the Recession”. And if so, this would also conveniently hide their small penis shame and humiliation over not being able to perform regardless of size. Although, it makes a Size Queen like me wonder if men with large cocks are as affected by performance anxiety as those with small to average size todgers (slang for dicks in UK).

A popular UK magazine, the Erotic Review, even conducted a survey that confirmed British women find financial and sexual losers completely unappealing. A sex survey to state the obvious? As if small penis humiliation wouldn’t be enough, performance humiliation and financial demands are now added to the mix as far as what women expect from their sexual partners, and rightfully so! Women deserve men with large cocks and fat wallets! But these elements might be difficult to find in a single partner. Size queens like myself, even though I’m not British obviously, are on the lookout for rich white small dick cuckolds while keeping well hung black studs for hot interracial sex.