Recently, at the music, film, food and alt festival known as South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, Texas, an altercation took place between actor Jake Gyllenhaal and an amateur with a digital camera playing paparazzi. In the men’s room. Jake was apparently minding his own biz taking a whiz when the opportunistic paparazzi wannabe snapped a few pics of Jake’s exposed wang. Can’t blame a guy for getting pissed, pun intended, when a urinal pose is snapped for the sole purpose to sell to tabloids or naked celebrity websites that might be willing to pay for naked celebrity pics.

After the altercation, the schlong schnapper was forced to delete the photos. But the word from several bystanders who witnessed the most exciting event at SXSW besides a surprise show by Jack White of the White Stripes, is that Jake is well-hung. Of course this set Size Queens a-twitter and on Twitter to talk and tweet about a sighting as rare as Moby Dick, the great white: a big white dick! Size Queens especially know that big white dick sightings are ultra rare occurrences.

Then the creative Taiwan animators who brought us the Tiger Woods car crash cartoon and other unforgettable and forgettable celebrity moments in animation quickly rendered their cartoon version of the men’s room showdown at SXSW. Although, the cartoon will not satisfy Size Queen curiosity about the big white dick, the cartoon should deliver up a quick laugh when Size Queen viewers see what the animators used as the Jake Gyllenhaal stand-in dick.