Brett Favre never denied that he hadn’t sent the voicemails, texts or pictures of his small penis to Jenn Sterger. And the possibly faux injury last week might have been a buffer to give him and his team (meaning his legal and PR team) time to prepare a statement for the press. But he didn’t admit the full truth at his recent press conference where he confessed that he left the naughty messages on Jenn’s voicemail.

What about the small penis humiliation photos? The only problem with his admission about leaving the messages is: the voicemails, texts and photos originated from the same source, duh, so now the world knows, he is trying to pull a quarterback sneak and wiggle his way out of the guilt of sexting his tiny cock photos to the former Jets Game Day Girl.

Now the irony here is, that if he had a massive stud cock, wouldn’t everyone be ooohing and aaahing over the size of his big penis? Instead, everyone knows that he not only has a stumpy little dick topped off with a pinhead, but also he likes to wing his wang around via his Blackberry.

I don’t like to post small penis pictures on my blog unless a little dick loser pays me to publicly shame him for having a micro-weenis. You can find Brett Favre’s small penis humiliation photos over at Deadspin.com, if you want to suffer the sheer torture of looking at them. But the messages are truly wimpy! Here’s one for just a taste:

“Just got done with practice, got meetings here for a couple more hours, then I’m going back to the hotel to just chill,” he said. “So send me a text. So I’ll be in the building for a couple of hours . . . Send me a text. I’d love to see you tonight.”

Now Jenn was infamous down here in Florida as the FSU cowgirl in the stands with the big fake tits who went on to pose for Maxim and Playboy. She turned the big fake tits and her notoriety into a sports career as “tits with a microphone”, although ironically she had her implants removed and is now back to her natural cup size, but obviously using push-up bra technology to show off her cleavage.

And Brett? Who knows if this will finally be his (ahem) last year and he will fade into retirement. Some guys just don’t know when to bow out, on top and with grace. It’s doubtful this small penis humiliation photos scandal would have even hit the media if he was no longer on the playing field.

Coda: One of my small penis humiliation slaves emailed me that if Brett had a large penis and had sent Jenn photos of his large cock that maybe he would have admitted yes, I did send those dick pics! But he is so ashamed of his tiny prick, that he denies sending the cell phone pics with evidence of his small penis humiliation.