Sara,

I was at a party with some friends (guys and girls) watching UFC 117 on my friend’s new widescreen TV, and the whole time, the girls who were there weren’t even commenting about the technical action, well not in the way a guy would, they were talking about who was hotter, who they would want to ‘get in their guard’ and then laughing. The girls didn’t even seem to care about us guys, meaning that we were even in the same room. I think they were giving us what you call a ‘sports cuckolding’…when girls point out how hot an athlete is on tv, usually a black athlete, how studly, well it makes a white man feel completely inferior, makes his white penis shrink even more.

Then when the Silva vs. Sonnen fight came up, one of them said ‘at last, we can see some real men fight’, as if all the other fighters on the card weren’t even real men! Of course, everyone had been drinking, but still. Then the one girl said ‘always bet on black’ and the two girls high fived each other. During the match, these two girls were talking about how hot Silva’s body was and how they’d love to take him on. They seemed to have a bloodlust for Silva to kick Sonnen’s ass and were cheering when he did. I’m sure those girls would agree with your Tweet about Sonnen’s performance:

#Chael Sonnen typical white guy lays on you and does nothing and can’t finish you 😉 #ufc117

Still Sonnen pushed Silva further than anyone else, and I think he might have had the edge on the scorecards at some point. A rematch is definitely in order! But I also love what you wrote about a typical white guy’s performance! I’m sure if you were given the opportunity to ‘go’ with Silva or Sonnen, you’d choose your favorite color!

And I’m sure you and all your friends white penises shrunk from the sports cuckolding and inferred small penis humiliation! I’d be interested in hearing whether you have sports cuckold moments in the future. I’m glad the girls put you in your place while watching the UFC and reinforced that black men are superior in sports and sex. Sports cuckolding also happens in the ring, in the cage and on the field between adversaries. Can you imagine the feeling, the totally crushing blow a white man would feel after a black man beats him?

And yes, sports cuckolding happens when you watch sports on tv, and even more so when girls make comments about black athletes. I give Sonnen a bit of credit, well more than a bit, typically Silva has finished off his opponents with little fuss or muss. Sonnen was the only opponent to take it into the 5th round with Silva and probably with scoring advantage as you point out. But he couldn’t finish Silva when it counted. — Sara