from peewee intrepid UK blog reporter….

Whilst Cristiano Ronaldo snags the hot girls, the latest signs that Crissie boy bats for the other side was detailed in all the tabloids and even the major reputable news outlets. Dear oh dear what say you?!?!

peewee, we chatted about how at the commencement of the World Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo conveniently had a girlfriend who magically appeared at the wave of their publicists’ wands or as a marketing ploy by Emporio Armani, where both are models. I felt this was to deflect the rumors that Cristiano is gay! Irene Fayk, her last name is such a homonym, pun intended, for Fake as in Fake Girlfriend, doesn’t appear to be suffering as Cristiano’s beard. She has now landed on the paparazzi’s radar. And her hot bikini photos are winging all over the internet and mobile phones creating major buzz.

Now as for the black toenail polish, freshly launched counter-stories claim these are bruised toenails from playing footy! I must defer to you and your knowledge of the game as to whether Crissie could be sporting nasty bruises on his toenails or whether he got a Chanel Black Satin polish pedicure!

Update: More defense for Ronaldo’s black talons….today, 7/9/10, there have been additional *Cristiano Ronaldo toenails* articles about how the black toenail polish is lacquered on to mask the bruises and other problems with toenails that soccer players experience!